These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Kansas

If you can’t score in these Kansas cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

There are a number of party hot spots in Kansas.

For example, Manhattan, Kansas has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Kansas if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 29 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Kansas:

Are you trying to find love in Kansas?

  1. Emporia
  2. Manhattan
  3. El Dorado
  4. Atchison
  5. Parsons
  6. Hays
  7. Lawrence
  8. Ottawa
  9. Pittsburg
  10. Topeka

You might be thinking, ‘Emporia?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Emporia, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip. By the way, Topeka came in at number 9.

The hardest place to get lucky in Kansas, according to science? That would be Lansing. More on that later.

How do you decide if a place in the Sunflower State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Kansas, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Kansas.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a Change To Get Laid Score.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Kansas, that meant a total of 29 cities.

Read on to see why Emporia is party central.

1. Emporia

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Population: 24,707
% Female Population: 51.4%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
Emporia is a city in and the county seat of Lyon County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 24,916. Emporia lies between Topeka and Wichita at the intersection of U.S. Route 50 with Interstates 335 and 35 on the Kansas Turnpike. Emporia is also a college town, home to Emporia State University and Flint Hills Technical College.

2. Manhattan

Get Laid Score: 68.7
Population: 55,909
% Female Population: 48.5%
Bars: 14
Colleges: 3
Manhattan is a city in northeastern Kansas in the United States at the junction of the Kansas River and Big Blue River. It is the county seat of Riley County, although it extends into Pottawatomie County. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 52,281.

3. El Dorado

Get Laid Score: 64.4
Population: 13,102
% Female Population: 53.3%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
El Dorado (/ldredo/ ( listen) EL-d-RAY-doh) is city and county seat of Butler County, Kansas, United States. It is situated along the Walnut River in the central part of Butler County and located in south-central Kansas. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 13,021.

4. Atchison

Get Laid Score: 63.2
Population: 10,798
% Female Population: 53.3%
Bars: 0
Colleges: 1
Atchison is a city and county seat of Atchison County, Kansas, United States, and situated along the Missouri River. As of the 2010 census, its population was 11,021. The city is named in honor of David Rice Atchison, United States senator from Missouri, and was the original eastern terminus of the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Railway. Atchison was the birthplace of aviator Amelia Earhart, and the Amelia Earhart Festival is held annually in July. Atchison is also home of Benedictine College, a Catholic liberal-arts college.

5. Parsons

Get Laid Score: 62.6
Population: 10,111
% Female Population: 53.7%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Parsons is a city in Labette County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 10,500. It is the most populous city of Labette County, and is the second-most populous city in the southeastern region of Kansas.

6. Hays

Get Laid Score: 62.0
Population: 21,073
% Female Population: 50.0%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Hays is a city in and the county seat of Ellis County, Kansas, United States. The largest city in northwestern Kansas, it is the economic and cultural center of the region. It is also a college town, home to Fort Hays State University. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 20,510.

7. Lawrence

Get Laid Score: 62.0
Population: 92,611
% Female Population: 50.5%
Bars: 9
Colleges: 2
Lawrence is the county seat of Douglas County and sixth largest city in Kansas. It is located in the northeastern sector of the state, next to Interstate 70, between the Kansas and Wakarusa Rivers. As of the 2010 census, the city’s population was 87,643. Lawrence is a college town and the home to the University of Kansas and Haskell Indian Nations University.

8. Ottawa

Get Laid Score: 60.7
Population: 12,433
% Female Population: 53.4%
Bars: 0
Colleges: 2
Ottawa is a city in, and the county seat of, Franklin County, Kansas, United States. It is located on both banks of the Marais des Cygnes River near the center of Franklin County. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 12,649.

9. Pittsburg

Get Laid Score: 60.1
Population: 20,399
% Female Population: 50.2%
Bars: 0
Colleges: 1
Pittsburg is a city in Crawford County, Kansas, United States, located in Southeast Kansas near the Missouri state border. It is the most populous city in Crawford County and southeastern Kansas. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 20,233.

10. Topeka

Get Laid Score: 60.1
Population: 127,472
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 19
Colleges: 3
Topeka (/topik/; Kansa: Tó Pee Kuh) is the capital city of the U.S. state of Kansas and the seat of Shawnee County. It is situated along the Kansas River in the central part of Shawnee County, in northeast Kansas, in the Central United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 127,473. The Topeka Metropolitan Statistical Area, which includes Shawnee, Jackson, Jefferson, Osage, and Wabaunsee counties, had a population of 233,870 in the 2010 census.